Lily Allen Update

There's been a lot of confusion lately about where British cultural icon Lily Allen stands on 'stuff', so here's a brief rundown on what she currently considers alright and 'not alright':

Alright

• Drugs

  That's dealing them as well as taking them.

• Cricket

  It's the new getting drunk and swearing at Elton John, apparently.

• Peter Mandelson

  "He's actually not such a total cunt when you get to know him," she probably never said.

Not Alright

• Copyright infringement

  Unless it's done by her.

Thanks Lily Allen!