UK Audiences Denied the Haunting Music of Diddy and Snoop

Sean 'Puff Piddly Poo-Pob' Combs has spoken of his 'disappointment' at having to cancel his UK concerts with 'Snoop' 'Dogg' after the latter's run in with the British Foreign Office over his visa application.

The ruddy fascists won't let him in to the country, just because he's a convicted criminal! Don't they know this man is a millionaire?

Puffston claims it's not about the money lost though, it's about 'letting the fans down'. And the money, obviously.

Curiously, Piff Paff went on to say this: "This tour was meant to be about spreading the peace. And with all the gun crime on in England right now I think it would have been appropriate to do the show," which would be rather like Jim Davidson attempting to set up a marriage guidance practice.

Unless by 'appropriate' he meant that for once the audience would likely be as tooled up as the performers on stage.